What the World Needs Now is Another IoC project
Ok, I admit it. In a moment of weakness I created an IoC framework, brIoChe. I am a bad person (and not just because of the horrible pun).
I didn't do it because there aren't already enough out there. It was just something I've never done and wanted to see how easy/difficult it was to create a minimal viable, simplest-thing-that-could-possibly-work framework which was just enough to support the requirements I had at the time.
Turns out it was easy!
Here's the github repo.